|Just have to mow the lawn and we're all set.|
We've consulted our attorneys, and are relatively sure that we won't get sued by our new neighbors when you knuckleheads show up Saturday morning.
So far, RSVP's are piling in and we have folks headed in from as far away as Delaware, Wisconsin, and Georgia.
If you're just tuning in, here's the basics:
June 18, 2016
536 Chevy Chase Road
No entry fees, ample parking.
Open for business at 7:30 a.m.,
Staggered start at 9:00 a.m. sharp
3 marked routes
Beer, hot dogs, and juvenile behavior well into the evening courtesy of your hosts.
RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org