Friday, June 16, 2017
The Lord Desireth Fine and Bountiful Sunshine Upon thy Pecker
It has been decided that from this moment on we will only speak of good weather. There will be no fretting about thunderstorms, no attachment of fenders, no internal debates about if you should ride the beater bike, no rationalizations about how you could just come for the cookout, no rummaging around for rain jackets, and so on. We will still ride if it rains, of course, but we are not to think about it.
We will think only positive thoughts about global warming, ozone holes, SPF 60, skin cancer, heat exposure, and 3rd degree sunburn.
Hereby signed and decreed.