1. Ted and Karl made us all look like pussies.
"Hey lycra boy, you ride 36 miles on a 55 year old three speed commuter bike or Karl's a 3 wheeler contraption with a fishing creel strapped to the front of it, then talk to me about your fancy clipless magoomium whatsit you just paid two hundred bucks to have FedExed to your office."
|No, that light is not an LED...|
|Only 24 made this year. Got one?|
|Paging Mario Cipollini...|
|Notice the stylish footwear.|
|Helmets are for people who cannot outrun automobiles.|
|What was that about 9:00 am?|
|The founder started early.|
|Layacona on Teeter Road.|